Hopefully some of these could be included in .14? Some things to try anyway.

1. Artillery + Pro mode : Artillery mode stops hogs from being able to hide and dump nades on top of other hogs, so what it all comes down to is your skill with these weapons. EDIT: Should probably throw in a few teleports as well.

2. Simplified Default : Default without Cake, RC Plane, Switch, and Girders. Cake and RC Plane being too powerful, Girders being used too often for walling in hogs, and Switch putting too much pressure on players to rescue all exposed hogs on the first turn. (Trust me, it's not possible! )

Also, I reduced the turn time to 25 seconds so this one moves a bit faster than vanilla default.

3. Shotgun Plinko : Aka Pinball. A game scheme for the BambooPlinko map. Max instant mines, 200 health, no sudden death, 15s/turn, no crate drops, 3x damage, 200 health and unlimited shotgun, with 3 or 4 Seductions. Pretty fun, we play this one a lot. Gets pretty chaotic at times.

4. Napalm War : Mkk Bote's mode. Fort mode, all hogs invulnerable, with delayed Napalm Strike as only weapon (with a few switches, parachutes and teleports), and some utility crates. First few turns Napalm is delayed, so you should probably move vulnerable hogs away from the edge. Quite playable, if a little slow.

5. One : A mode from WA. Can't remember what it was called. Basically, you start with one of everything. Probably not playable, but never tried it so I can't actually say.

6. King Mode : There aren't any king mode schemes included, so perhaps pair this up with Simplified Default. Just make sure girder and kamikaze aren't both included.

7. Shoppa + mines : Shoppa with max 1 second mines, and destructible terrain.

8. Pro mode 2 Pro mode with mortar removed (dctpl is too good with it). Also, 3 teleports and 3 clusters.

Any more ideas? Post 'em here.